Archive for March, 2009

Theme Park-Style Survivor

Via Worldhum: The tension of tribal council, the triumph of challenge victories, the ups and downs of living with strangers under extreme conditions. If you’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to be on Survivor, now you can test your skills without the cameras. Survivor, the stage show, is coming to a theme park near you. The half-hour interactive show will debut at three theme parks across the country this summer. No word yet on whether there will be a naked Richard Hatch, but let’s hope not, lest this attraction devolves into horror.

Venice Beach Street Performers

As the winter rains recede and the spring sun reigns supreme, the boardwalk performers along Venice Beach come out every day to show the depth, variety, and supreme silliness of the human experience, which is why they’ve come to be a tourist attraction in and of themselves.

They may dress like aliens, juggle chainsaws, eat fire, and perform a number of other unbelievably odd feats on a daily basis. You may watch them stand still in the sun for minutes on end without blinking. They may rock their electric guitars while rollerblading in toga robes. Or, they may flex muscles big enough to make the baseball steroids scandal seem like a molehill on a mountain. But boardwalk performers are people, too.

These guys literally make their living out of the dollars you put in their hats. And they’re a huge part of why a walk down the Venice Beach Boardwalk is like nowhere else on Earth. Sure Las Ramblas has its fake copper statues and Vegas has its Elvis impersonators, but the Venice street performers are a breed onto themselves.

I should know. Before I moved to San Francisco, I lived in Venice Beach, right in the thick of it all. One of the boardwalk’s most notorious performers was my downstairs neighbor, and each weekend he went through an elaborate routine of psyching himself up for his for his spectacles by cranking up the stereo to “Sister Christian” (aka “Motoring”) and “Eye of the Tiger.” Back then he drew wild crowds, and, as far as I know, he still does.

So, next time you’re on a Los Angeles vacation if one of the performers asks you to volunteer to sit in a chair while he balances it on the edge of his chin (yes, chin), don’t worry, he knows what he’s doing.

Orlando’s Best Water Parks

Spring has officially sprung and already temperatures in Orlando are reaching into the 90s–but that’s no excuse for boiling over. Book an Orlando vacation package and hit one of the area’s water parks to keep a cool head.

Aquatica, SeaWorld’s Waterpark
Big Splash: Roa Rapids
All Wet: Dolphin Plunge

Aquatica, SeaWorld’s Waterpark, is roughly a year old and still has a few kinks to work out. Many rave about the side-by-side wave pools and Roa Rapids, but the park’s much-hyped, crown jewel, the Dolphin Plunge, is a disappointment. This slide chutes thrill-seekers through a dolphin tank, but the ride goes too fast to catch more than a glimpse of the marine mammals.

Disney’s Blizzard Beach Water Park
Big Splash: Summit Plummet
All Wet: Melt-Away Bay

Disney’s Blizzard Beach Water Park’s elaborate winter theme melts even the coldest hearts. All park-goers should take the plunge down the Summit Plummet, a ski-jump-turned-water-slide, where speeds reach 55 miles per hour. But some feel that Cross Country Creek (a lazy-river ride) and Melt-Away Bay (a wave pool) are not very cool.

Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon Water Park
Big Splash: Shark Reef
All Wet: Selection of slides

Walt Disney World® Resort’s first water park is still in mint condition. Fans come in droves for the real sand “beach,” the brand-new water coaster called the Crush -N- Gusher, and for the Shark Reef, a snorkeling experience with real sharks. But some feel the age of the park shows in its number of slides.

Wet ‘N Wild® Orlando
Big Splash: The Bomb Bay
All Wet: Kids’ Park

Wet ‘N Wild® was Orlando’s first water park, and this classic is long on thrills and short on frills. Serious adrenaline junkies love it for rides like The Storm or The Bomb Bay, which drops you from 76 feet in the air via a trapdoor. But families aren’t wowed by the offerings for children and complain about rough surfaces in the Kids’ Park that take a toll on knees and elbows.

Top 10 Excuses for Missing a Plane

Call me what you will, but I’m proud to say that I’ve never missed a flight. I’ve come close. I’ve sprinted through airports dragging luggage behind me with my heart in my throat in airports from Miami to Mexico City. But when it came down to it, I always made that plane. Over the years, I’ve talked to many people who haven’t been so lucky. You can bet that airport counter attendants have heard it all. So what are some of the top excuses for missing a plane?

  1. Unexpected traffic
  2. Late connecting flight
  3. Confused gate info
  4. Couldn’t find a parking space
  5. Got pulled over on the way to the airport
  6. Just plain old lateness
  7. Forgot something at home and had to turn around
  8. Too busy drinking at the airport bar
  9. Fell asleep in waiting area
  10. Couldn’t get away from work

So, what have your excuses been? Got any that can top these?

Wildlife Watching Tips

If you’ve ever counted mule deer by the side of the road, listened to coyote calls at night, or been woken up in the woods by a screeching Steller’s Jay, you know that America’s national parks, including Rocky Mountain vacations, crawl with critters. The streams swell with fish. The prairie dogs go prancing and the beavers get busy building dams.

If you want to see wildlife, the best times of day are dawn and dusk, when most forest dwellers are at their most active. During these times, if you’re driving, you may want to move more cautiously than at other times—you never know when a mountain goat might want to mosey across the road.

Although this sounds counter-intuitive, when hiking in remote areas, you actually want to make a lot of noise, either by whistling to yourself or jangling your keys. The reason? Bears and most other creatures don’t like being surprised, and making noise is a polite way to let them know you’re coming.

When you do encounter animals, always keep a safe distance, avoid making eye contact, and don’t offer them any food, no matter how cute or hungry they look. If you’re camping or parking at a trailhead, and bear lockers are provided, use them! Bears have been known to break into cars and campsites for scented items like toothpaste and deodorant, let alone last-night’s Doritos.

Overall, if you keep on the alert, you’re sure to see some wildlife, even if you’re not looking for it. So follow these rules, keep your camera ready, and enjoy the friendly forests!

Jamaica’s Blue Mountain Coffee

Love coffee? Then you should think about a Jamaica vacation. In the Blue Mountains outside Kingston, the cool misty mornings are perfect for coffee lovers. Getting there, however, requires a drive along winding, unpaved mountain roads so rugged you’ll worry about popping a rental car tire. As the elevation climbs and you pass beyond the edge of what’s listed on your tourist map, orchids bloom out of the wild, and the smell is of fresh rain with something else mixed in, a roasty toasty coffee perfume mingling with that of the forest flowers.

When my friends and I last explored the Blue Mountains, we were totally (and happily) lost when we almost passed by a small jungle hut on the side of the road, but the glow of coals made us stop the car to check it out. Inside, a group of men crouched around a fire, turning beans over and over, shaking them and counting them, like some sort of magic. “Want some,” a man in blue asked, already pouring us each a cup.

It had to be the freshest coffee on the planet–certainly the youngest coffee I’ve ever tasted–and then and there I completely understood why Blue Mountain coffee is considered by coffee connoisseurs to be such a prize brew.

What happened to us as we explored the Blue Mountains was completely serendipitous, the kind of experience too spontaneous to be re-created. Most visitors to Jamaica never make it to this part of the island, but I encourage every Jamaica visitor to wake up and smell the coffee, whether it’s at your hotel (great Jamaica hotel deals are available!) or in the Blue Mountains themselves. Like jerk spice and Red Stripe beer, it’s just more savory here than anywhere else in the world.

Least Favorite Airplane Seat Mates

My aunt met her husband, my uncle, on an airplane. They’d randomly been assigned to sit next to each other, started talking together, and a lifetime later, they’re still together. This has set some unrealistic expectations as far as seat mates are concerned. Each time I get on a plane and take my seat, I wait for Mr. Right to swing by and take the seat right next to me. So far, this has only lead to disappointment.

Whether flying on a short jaunt to travel to Los Angeles or on a longer haul cross-country, I have, however, sat next to a number of people who might qualify as Mr. Wrong. Here’s my list of least favorite seat mates I’ve encountered over the years.

1.    The Drinker. This is the seatmate who sits down looking hung-over and unshowered and smells like an ashtray. As soon as the flight attendants walk by he orders a drink and does so right on up until he falls asleep, mouth hanging open and snoring loudly.
2.    The Talker. This seatmate means well but just doesn’t take any of the usual cues that you’d rather not be engaged in conversation, such as opening your book, putting your headphones on, or even closing your eyes and pretending to sleep.
3.    The Rocker. This is the person on the plane with headphones bigger than Dumbo’s ears. They staunchly ignore all warnings to turn off electronic devices during take-off and landing, and have their music cranked up so high you can hear every drumbeat as if it’s inside your own head.

Who’s your most annoying seat mate?

Travel to Cancun’s Island of Women

Spring break is in full swing, and in spite of the U.S. travel advisory, some people are still traveling to Mexico on their Cancun vacations. When explorer Francisco Cordova stumbled upon a small island off the Yucatan coast in 1517, it was as if he’d landed upon some ancient and abandoned version of the Playboy Mansion. The island was rife with sexy statue idols, all paying homage to the female form.

In actuality, these idols represented the Mayan goddess Ixchel, ruler of female fertility and the moon, but the impression stuck, as did the name Isla Mujeres, which literally translates into “Island of Women.”

The anniversary of Cordova’s discovery deserves more than just the standard day-trip. Having stayed on the island overnight, I can tell you it’s a wonderful treat when the day crowds leave on the last ferry and you find a quiet stretch of beach on which to enjoy some chilled Kahlua and a view of the Cancun moon. It’s the kind of idyll that reminds you of the island’s humble fishing village roots, easy to overlook amid the fun-and-sun frenzy of daytime’s white-sand wonderland.

Isla Mujeres is worth the trip for these white-sand beaches alone. The sand is soft like sugar, the waters warm, and the palm trees are perfectly positioned for hammocks. Plus, the island’s small size makes it a pedestrian’s paradise, although if you need something zippier to get around in there are plenty of scooters, golf carts, taxis, and even tricycles to take you there.

There are some nice hotels to choose from if you do stay, and great Cancun hotel deals, too—nothing too fancy, but the point in a place like this is not to wallow inside. Plus, this being the easternmost point in Mexico, when day breaks, you can be among the first in the whole country to greet the sunrise, just as the Mayans did in ancient times.

Surprising State May Get New National Park

California. Utah. Colorado. Maine. When you think of America’s national parks and where they’re located, these states easily come to mind. But soon a state might join the ranks, one that previously wasn’t exactly known for its natural wonders. Yes, fellow Americans, New Jersey, land of the turnpikes and home of the Boss, may be getting its very own brand-new national park.

Is a New Jersey vacation in your future? Apparently, just 15 miles from Manhattan, and right next to an industrial complex, sits an oasis of natural beauty, a 77-foot waterfall called Paterson’s Great Falls. It is the second largest waterfall on the East Coast. If designated, the park will join New Jersey’s 13 other national parks and 51 state parks! Who knew, New Jersey, that you’ve been hiding all these parks all along?

6 Favorite Celebrity Spots

Recently, the Associated Press wrote about how National Geographic Traveler has come out with a book (My Favorite Place on Earth) that asks famous celebrities to serve the dish on where their favorite places are to kick back and enjoy some vacay time.

So what are some celeb favorites, according to the article?

  1. Natalie Portman: Jerusalem
  2. Matt Groening: Kauai vacations
  3. Arthur Frommer: Bali
  4. George Lucas: Monument Valley
  5. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Trinidad
  6. Isaac Mizrahi: Brooklyn

I think I’m with Matt and Arthur on this one. Not sure about Isaac, though.